A couple things to make you colonoscopy more interesting by Art Paul Schlosser

1. Treat the day before the low carb diet like it's a Mardi Growl and enjoy foods you really enjoy and maybe take the day off and and do something fun and take all four days off if you want or 5 especially if you have sick time the company owes you . 2 make the low carb diet and the liquid diet like your fasting to be more spiritual and pray and listen to uplifting music. 3 Just because the 2 days are a low carb diet doesn't mean you can't enjoy fun things that they allow you to have and it doesn't have to be cheap food. I ate shrimp I got at the grocery store the first day of my low carb diet and chicken legs the second day. 4.Now when your drinking that liquid they make you drink put it on ice with crystal light and listen to some cool music you really enjoy and do something fun around the house like painting some paintings. 5. Make sure your near a bathroom and have plenty of clean underwear and toilet paper. 6 Have someone close to you give you a ride there and back especially if you letting them sedate you. Make sure they are someone willing to give you a ride like my friend Robin Good was but make sure they know the directions or have a phone along so you can look up the directions 7 decide whether you want to watch it or be sedated. I chose sedation because I don't really care to see that and I prefer to be asleep when someone is doing that to me but others have said they wanted to watch that. 8 When it is all over also Celebrate and eat something fun. This isn't a Colonoscopy this is a 5 day vacation from your job or a celebration that you lucky to be alive. I mean if you have sick time use it and make this a journey. Use this time to to write to friends you've ignore or call people you really want to talk to.Or do some gardening. 9 When it's over and your still healthy Thank God and life that You have more time and make plans to take I trip or visit a friend. These 5 days may also be a good time to make your bucket list or to start a project you've been putting off for a long time. Ok those are my tips I hope that you are healthy and don't have cancer but if you do remember Jesus Loves and and if your gonna die Jesus can forgive your sins and take you to Heaven