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Top 10 reason’s you think your neighbor has mixed up Christmas with Halloween by Art Paul Schlosser 10/14/15

 10 He thinks Halloween is on October 25th and wonders why everyone is celebrating it late

9.You catch him singing songs like Jolly Old St Witch or I’m dreaming of a White Halloween

8.When you visit he serves you a cup of Peppermint Pumpkin Spice tea

7. His wife’s witch costume is the colors red and green

6.He decorates his pumpkin with ornaments and lights

5. Invites you to his X-ween party

4. Dresses his kids up as angels and elves

3.His kids go door to door Halloween caroling instead of saying Trick or Treat

2. Hands out candy canes when the kids come to the door

1. Has a manger scene in his house with a ghost instead of an angel and Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Werewolf instead of the 3 Wisemen

Top 10 Reasons Why Having a Cold Could Be Fun by Art Paul Schlosser 12/04/15

10. You don’t have to go to work or school(And at certain jobs they pay you to take the day off).

9.You get to try the new cough drops(Mmm cherry or lemon flavored).

8.People in your family and your friends and neighbors pay more attention to you.

7.You have time to catch up with your reading.

6. Now’s your chance and a good excuse to lay around watching old TV shows on the rerun network.

5.You can sleep in if your still sick the night before.

4.You don’t have to go out in the cold snowy yucky weather.

3. Sure I’ll have another bowl of your home made chicken soup.

2.Breakfast, lunch,and dinner in bed.

1. You now have time to write a letter or call a friend long distance.

Top 10 Things To Do In Winter by Art Paul Schlosser 01/03/2017

 10 Skiing.

9.Ice Skating.

8.Hockey.

7. Making snowman.

6.Having a snowball fight.

5. Snowmobiling

4.Making a snow angel.

3. Ice Fishing.

2.Sitting around in front of the TV eating junk food and getting fat watching sports or old movies.

1. Traveling to a warmer climate.

The Sounds on The Bus by Art Paul Schlosser 02/03/2017

Some kid watching an old TV show

The bus driver announces some rules and then we go

Noises from the bus hitting the road with a clickety clack

Some mother and kid arguing about a phone because she needed it back

Someone different talking to a friend on the phone a little loud

The door of the bathroom opening and closing now

Someone opens their soda bottle with a fizz

A Truck moving a head of the bus with a hum of a hiss

The kid is out of tissue and the Dad is now talking

Someone has a sniffle and their nose is snorting

Then I hear a cough or two

A Baby starts to cry boo-hoo

More coughing and the snap of a water lid on a water container

And now the baby is really crying what a complainer

Someones phone making the same melody over and over

Another snap of a water container cover

With all these noises going on-on the bus

I don’t think I’m going to nap to much

Top Ten Reason You Think Your In The Wrong Place at The Wrong Time Art Paul Schlosser · Last edited July 3, 2018

10.You decide to go on a trip at 5 pm Friday during rush hour traffic on Labor day Weekend.

9.They’re filming the news and your caught on camera bending over so everyone can see your butt crack.

8. You’re flirting with this gorgeous lady when her 6’10”jealous husband shows up.

7. You have the football and their 3 biggest players decide to tackle you and your blockers are somewhere else.

6.The plane you’re on has just been hijack to a very terroristic country.

5.You’re visiting relatives in Florida and the weatherman says a hurricane’s been spotted.

4. You’re visiting the Zoo when a very hungry lion has escaped.

3.You’re African American visiting a very conservative southern town when the KKK are having a convention there.

2. You go through the dark alley short cut when there is a guy with a gun there.

1.You visit your neighbor’s apartment after she’s been murdered and a few minutes later the police show up.

Top Ten Reasons Why Owning A Gun Can Be Just as Dangerous as Not Owning One

10.The guy robbing you finds your gun before you do.

9.Leaving it in an unlocked drawer fully loaded where kids can find it.

8.Your drunk friends just might want to check it out and see if it works.

7.When cleaning your gun don’t point it at your face.

6.Are you a clutz ? I hope you don’t drop you gun and have it go off and shoot your foot.

5.Some people act on anger without thinking it over.

4.Remember the people on the TV aren’t real so don’t shoot them or you’ll need a new TV.

3.Russian Roulette is not a very fun game if you win.

2.Hey where did I leave that gun ? Bang !

1.Hey look Ralph the dog has your gun and is aiming it at you.

Top 10 Reasons You Won’t Give Money To A Panhandler

10.Venmo, & Credit Card but no cash.

9.No smaller bills then a $20.

8. You think they will spend it on drugs or alcohol.

7.You work to hard cleaning toilets and mopping floors to give your money to someone who just sits around asking for money.

6. You can’t read their writing on their sign and you want to know what the money is going for.

5.Your saving your money for a trip to Toledo, Ohio.

4.To many fake panhandlers that have money it’s hard to tell the real ones from the fake.

3. Your poor to and can barely pay your rent.

2. The last time you gave someone money they needed it for the bus but they never got on the bus and you saw then walk over to the liquor store.

1.You’re waiting to win the lottery.