10.You decide to go on a trip at 5 pm Friday during rush hour traffic on Labor day Weekend.
9.They’re filming the news and your caught on camera bending over so everyone can see your butt crack.
8. You’re flirting with this gorgeous lady when her 6’10”jealous husband shows up.
7. You have the football and their 3 biggest players decide to tackle you and your blockers are somewhere else.
6.The plane you’re on has just been hijack to a very terroristic country.
5.You’re visiting relatives in Florida and the weatherman says a hurricane’s been spotted.
4. You’re visiting the Zoo when a very hungry lion has escaped.
3.You’re African American visiting a very conservative southern town when the KKK are having a convention there.
2. You go through the dark alley short cut when there is a guy with a gun there.
1.You visit your neighbor’s apartment after she’s been murdered and a few minutes later the police show up.
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